‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.