How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...