A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...