Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...