Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...