spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...