A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.