Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...