Not On Your Anniversary!
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Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
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A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...