Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!