Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for,...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...