How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...