What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...