A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!