Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Imagine that
Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...