Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...