Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
New course for men!
A new two year degree is being offered at Life University…Becoming a Real Man!That’s...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...