The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...