A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Hick computer terms
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The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...