Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...