Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...