How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...