What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Sleeping on the job
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Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Got to glow now!
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