Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
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|Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...