Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...