Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...