Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!