The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...