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Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Corporate lingo list
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Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.