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A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
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A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
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Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
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Proctologists
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A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...