High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...