Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...