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Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
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Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Life of an Egg
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The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Letter Written Slow
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