Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....