The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...