Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...