Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...