An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...