What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
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Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
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Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...