I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...