What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
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Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...