When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...