What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...