Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...