Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...