How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...
Fish jokes 04
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Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...