Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...