Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Better prison foods
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Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...