Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...