Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....