yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...