likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...